Passive Aggressive

Further To Fall - Dan Craig

2011-08-24T22:26:00.000+08:00

Every single time I feel like I've mustered enough courage, something tears it back down, leaving me with this shell of fear and a consciousness of the opinions of others.

I need to stop letting this eat me up inside.

Full Of Grace - Sarah McLachlan

2011-08-21T00:28:00.000+08:00

You know the feeling where it feels like you just have to talk to someone, anyone, about something that's on your mind that's been bugging you, but you just don't know how to put it in words?

Yep, that pretty much sums it up. I don't even know what I'm feeling.

This is bumming me out.

Kthxbai =/

Graduation

2011-05-19T18:42:00.000+08:00

Less than 3 hours to what will hopefully be my last paper ever as an undergraduate student. HOW DID TIME FLY SO FCKING FAST!?

Yes, the exam's in 2 hours plus and I am blogging. Just finished memorising and I don't know, the concept of it all seems too simple to me. Hopefully I'm just being paranoid. I cannot afford to fail anything.

ANYHOOS, WISH ME LUCK! =)

LAST PAPER WOO HOO!

Where The Road Meets The Sun - Katie Herzig and Matthew Perryman Jones

2011-05-08T23:59:00.001+08:00

Last post was in December. I'm guessing that was when the exam rush was. And here I am, back again during the next exam rush.

Paper's on the 10th and I don't feel any panic. I feel too relaxed for my own good. My mom told me to take a walk to clear my head. The thought of it sounds nice but it's just too much of a hassle.

I'd do anything to just be prepared for an exam for once. My head really cant take that much more memorizing. It came to a point where I damn near broke down and cried because I couldn't remember that one word. So much for relaxed huh?

I WILL GET THROUGH THIS. I WILL PULL THROUGH. NO CRYING LIKE A BABY.

Silence Is Easy - Starsailor

2010-12-19T08:53:00.000+08:00

I'm looking at my MSN list just cause I really need to talk to someone. I think being cooped up in the room for this long has finally done its damage. Anyways, back to that list, I'm scrolling down, and I just realized how alone I really am. How I've been pushing people away when it's inconvenient and letting them back in when it's convenient for me. I'm such a horrible person.

There's no one on that list that I can really talk to. Probably cause most of them are in Malaysia and the time difference is a major buzzkill. I was ready to call and sob on the phone but it was only 6am in Malaysia and I doubt anyone's fully awake to deal with my shit right now.

I miss you, I really do.
Before you went ahead and coupled up, at least I could always talk to you. Then I just started pushing you away because I knew that I was letting you in way too much, and I got what I wanted - distance. Seriously, that's one of my biggest regrets so far. Now it's just awkwardness, and I really don't like it.
I seriously miss talking about the stupidest things with you. I don't get to do it anymore. At least one of us is happy.

Today - Zero 7

2010-12-06T07:21:00.000+08:00

"Apparently there is even an urban myth that eating a kebab after sex can be a contraceptive."

Herring J, Medical Law and Ethics, 267

Is that why there are so many kebab shops in UK?

Don't Rain On My Parade

2010-11-20T18:34:00.000+08:00

Dear Gods of Focus and Concentration,

This is a heartfelt letter to you. Please grant me lots and lots of focus and concentration so I can finish my ALM by this Monday. Yes I know I should not have left it to the last minute, but heh-heh you know me. I promise I won't do it again (this statement may be withdrawn by the individual claiming so) for the next semester!

I've managed to complete my Family Law presentation speech and my very nice team mates have said that it's good. So please please let me get the same result for my ALM. I'll pray to buddyboo for the next few times I promise. I'll even kneel by my bedside and say a little prayer before I go to bed.

Thank you buddyboo!

Love xxxx

Lauren.

Singing in the rain

2010-11-18T08:45:00.000+08:00

The blog's been dead for ages. I have no excuses. Tweeting just seems so much more easier, but that 140 word limit is such a drag.

Anyhoos, if you've been living under a stone, I've been in the UK for the past few months. I told myself that I wouldn't slack off here but heh, guess old habits die hard. I know that the parents would be so disappointed in me if they saw how badly I was slacking.

Sometimes I do miss home, but I never know how to express it. Our Skype conversations are most of the times filled with awkward silences and all of us just staring into space and not into the screen. I ask the same old questions everytime. You answer the same thing everytime. Why bother?

I really do think I'm emotionally retarded.

Cheers. xx

Boston - Augustana

2010-08-23T23:05:00.000+08:00

I've tried to be more optimistic. I did. Whatever life threw at me, I just kept on smiling (with a little ranting on the side of course). I did what I was told, I did what I was supposed to. I obeyed everything.

It's getting harder with each bucketload of shit that comes my way, and trust me, these past few months have been shit. I'm not tough, I never was.

These past months have been fucked up no doubt. Everything just doesn't seem to go the way I want it to. Maybe I should just go back to being the sulky pessimistic bitch.

June, July and August - YOU SUCK

Mercury - Bloc Party

2010-08-06T23:03:00.000+08:00

My mom calls me a social chameleon.

I totally agree with her. I've recently realized that when I hang out with different groups of people, I speak differently.

If I'm hanging out with the Lightbulbs, the chinkiest part of me actually tends to come out with the lor and hors and larhs.
If it's with the budak and iny chan, it's still slightly chinky but with less lors and hors and .... (you get the drift).
If it's with the birds, there is very little chink that comes out. I think the slight feeling of competition from our high school days will always be there so we try our best to not sound so Malaysian and construct our sentences properly. Call this pretentious or whatever, but I miss those days when I could write pages and pages worth of essays without faltering.

Don't ask me why.
Maybe it's because I haven't exactly decided on the individual that I want to be or what I aspire to be. Maybe it's because I'm so easily influenced that I start talking like the people around me.
Maybe it's because all anyone wants to do is fit into a crowd and just not feel like an outsider, and so they alter a tiny bit of themselves to assimilate themselves into the gang.

Sometimes I really feel that it's the last option that makes me do the things I do. Peer pressure no? Yes, I'm a victim. But so have you.

I'm slowly crawling towards what I want to be. It takes time, and when in UK, I hope there is a clean slate. A fresh start.

Kthxbai =D

July so far.

2010-07-26T11:45:00.000+08:00

What has happened so far (because I is lazy to update blog every single time. LOVE ME!)

1. Finally got the new laptop - Vostro 3400 baby. (I've yet to name it.. Give me a few more weeks). Anyhoos, so not used to a laptop that responds to your commands like almost immediately. I actually went ooooooh, so fast! My mom just stared at me =___=

2. The club's Installation is finally done. No more event planning on my brains. Sadly, I thought it was way too chaotic and unorganized (just like me, heh heh). And so many headaches like few hours before the event wtf. Always happens. And people kept commenting on my dress and heels. I WILL WEAR MY GODDAMN 5 INCH HEELS BECAUSE I CAN! *sticks out tongue*

3. Stupid issue with kay-dee-eww, is yet to be settled. But supposedly, everything's okay according to ze cougar. Will found out later in the afternoon. If you read about a sudden explosion in seksyen 13 Jalan Universiti, then you know that everything went down BAD. If you hear a scream instead, that'd probably be someone being mugged =D

4. One more week till August. Till I'm free from the evil clutches of work. *coughslavedrivercough* All I've been doing since dad's staff came back was to stone in front of the computer from 9-5. FUN...not.

5. I really need to get my visa done. Fuck kay-dee-ewww for seriously delaying my application and what not. I don't know whether it's Jo Jo's analness or my paranoia, but it really feels like I'm running out of time. And it doesn't help that there's the Bangkok trip and then Cambodia in September. I feel suffocated.

6. I'm addicted to Plants vs. Zombies now thanks to the Rotaractors and our so-called practice sessions. Most of the time is spent arguing about who gets to play Plants vs. Zombies on the laptop. Boys will be boys.

That's it for now.

=(

2010-07-10T01:27:00.000+08:00

WARNING: VERY LONG EMO RANTY PISSIFIED POST

So here's the case so far - me and J are accused of collusion for our coursework paper for RL which is 100% based on this one coursework. Also, this is not the first time we've been accused of this collusion and apparently there will be consequences taken against us. According to them, worst case scenario would be getting a 0 and waiting another whole year just to take the subject again. According to J's research, it would be suspension.

Either way, we're fucked. And I don't want to be.

Now: Got our moderated results back on the 22nd June telling us that we passed every thing, including RL. But we then got a call from, let's call her FARKAS, telling us that disciplinary action will be taken against us and that there will be a meeting to decide on the outcome. Oooookay.

*First things first, if there was doubt to any collusion, then there shouldn't have been a mark there in the first place. Best (worst?) part is we both got a freaking First Class for said coursework. If the "collusion" really was that clear to begin with, then we should not have been given a grade. But, a grade was given, and better yet, a fantastic one was given! Tell me, where's the rationale in that?

Okay continuing the story, so during the meeting, me and J kept insisting that the most we did was research and exchanged links amongst ourselves which our lecturer allowed us to, unlike below...

If you were given the permission to do research with a friend, wouldn't you to get a better pool of sources? Oh apparently we took a risk doing so because we were accused collusion the year before for the very same reason. How is there logic in this? So does this mean we shouldn't be talking to one another at all lest we get accused for discussing and colluding for an exam paper next when there's word for word phrases in our answer papers?

We went for the meeting, pleaded our innocence to most likely deaf ears because we could already see it in their faces and their replies to us that they did not freaking care or believed a thing we said. So anyway, I asked in a very nice and polite manner (according to JJ, I am civilised even when I'm in the most pissy of moods... which shows JJ hasn't really seen my bad bad side yet, lucky her!) this one guy from the disciplinary panel whether he could give us a definite timeline and he flat out said "No." So I further went on to justify why we needed at least a rough estimation by saying that it would be leaving us dangling and we wouldn't know what step to take next. And his answer was what killed me. "That's the point."

*Errr, wtf dude. You just gave us plenty of ammunition against you people. People with legal background it seems. And FARKAS actually called me rude for asking. Like what-the-fuck seriously?

Also, they kept repeating to J during her hearing that "This is a very serious matter." and that they hoped to "set an example" using us as "the example".

*Again, wtf. Again, ammo.

Annnd, this meeting was minuted, sure... but by whom? Who else but FARKAS. Obviously this minutes can be tampered with, and I won't be surprised hearing the amount of venom spread amongst these lecturers from another friend Q who actually had to transfer earlier from her batch because of all these crap they were pulling.

Also, kay-dee-yuuu have been having multiple plagiarism cases, and they've failed in managing to "set an example" using these previous students because they bypassed kay-dee-yuuu and went straight to the partner universities that had no idea what had been going on. So guess who they're picking on this year?! Students from another programme that's who!

*Seriously, did you think we only mixed around with people from our own batch? Did you really think we'd take this lying down for something that neither of us did? If only arson was excusable, kay-deee-yuuu would have been burnt down a loooong time ago. I'd be downing shots and throwing the shotglasses into the fire...

Another point, if this we had really wanted to collude, do you think we'd be THAT idiotic to have that much similarities. For fuck's sake, we're both above average students, and if we had wanted to, there would have been no way for you to have detected anything. Diabolical minds think alike. Also, if this is not the first time, why the fuck would we want to risk it happening on a core subject based solely on this one coursework that will make or break us.

*Give me a good reason with proof and then I'll shut up. Till then, I'll be slamming you every single chance I get. "Oh you want to do law?? Go to Taylors. Never ever step foot into kay-dee-yuuu. All they'll do is fuck you up *big grin*"

*I really should have listened to H when he told me that I was making a huge mistake when I could've remained in Taylors. And now, look at me now. FML.

On the apparently 20% that we "colluded" on, these were phrases and facts of cases that cannot be changed and some were even cited in our footnotes. But oh no "It's word for word, so therefore that means you copied one another", even where our analysis and conclusion were hugely different from one another. But fuck that, as long as there's something word for word, "OH YOU COLLUDED!".

And to make matters worse, I'm already feeling defeated from all these accusations and it's really taking a toll on me. I know I'm slowly crawling back into that shell that was me 5 years ago.. After all that hard work of breaking free, it looks like I'm crawling back into that dejected, depressed shell. I get so depressed thinking about all this, and everytime someone mentions coursework now, I get a panicked feeling. I've worked my butt off for UK, and to have all this taken away because the lecturers decided to be bitchy and we've never kissed their asses before, is seriously unfair and why people like C and T who passed ET (especially C), get to fly without a hitch is seriously like taking away HeeChul from JJ. That's seriously how I feel. Even if and when all this is over for the better, I don't think I'll ever get back to that happy place I was before this anymore. All that excitement has been zapped out of me. I felt so bad for canceling out on Q and X for dinner today.

P.S. It also doesn't help that the parents and brother are being paranoid about noises they heard from the roof and people staring into windows. Like my life isn't fucked up enough as it is.

KTHXBAI =(

Linoleum - NOFX

2010-07-04T10:19:00.000+08:00

Kay, as all of my kakis know, I was forced into working in my dad's office for the past one month plus. At first, I was extremely pissed off cause that means all my bumming time before UK with the rest of the kakis was gone.

But now, I found the good side of this whole working thing.

1. I think me and my dad have gotten closer definitely. Though sometimes, I feel more like his secretary than his daughter FML.

2. There's more leniency when I wanna go out for dinner with the kakis (which normally he wouldn't allow cause I had to drive) and during weekends. I hope this stays like that. The only bad side of this now is mom's the one making noise about it. Can't these people make up their minds? sadface.

3. The pay. 'Nuff said.

4. I've met a few of my dad's staff and they're really funny and helpful. Though a few people from the other company he deals with piss the fuck out of me sometimes.

5. I've learnt what my dad actually does?

Also, this will be the last month of work..... Which means I have the rest of August and half of September to catch up on the past 2 months of bumminess. Weekends are now just for me to sleep in.

2010-07-04T10:12:00.002+08:00

02.07.2010

A time of many firsts.

Donnie Darko - All hunked up

2010-06-21T14:24:00.000+08:00

*bangs head continuously*

I need a distraction.

I'm guessing you do too.

I think black and white pictures don't do him justice. You can't see his pretty blue-green puppy dog eyes 8D

You're welcome Jo Jo you can go all 8D now too!

Dream On - Aerosmith

2010-06-16T11:45:00.002+08:00

Inspired by Su Yoong's post and remembering how me and Jo Jo used to make lists of all sorts of nonsense in class, I feel like creating a whole brand new list again.

Yes, I'm extremely fickle, and it can change in say 5 minutes? Don't believe me, ask Jo Jo how long my list became in class. (YES I STILL PASSED BITCHES!)

List of women I'd definitely turn gay for

1. Kristen Stewart

MTV Movie Awards 2009

MTV Movie Awards 2010

Not only is she gorgeous with omfg gorgeous legs, her sense of style is different than those around her. Have you seen her wardrobe choices during the whole New Moon world tour?! O-M-G. And with those killer legs and a don't-give-a-fuck attitude, she's still on the top of my list (save for that whole paparazzi pictures = rape thing which she did apologize for taking accountability for her actions and not pushing the blame onto someone else *ahemLindsayLohanChrisBrownahem*

Besides, who else can rock the Joan Jett hair like she can, which reminds me that I really really wanna see The Runaways. And her eyes, those smoky green eyes. I find her voice extremely sexy too. And talented (f-ck Bella, Bella is already pathetic to begin with).

FINE YES, I'M IN LOVE WITH KRISTEN STEWART (not so much now that she has Miley Cyrus' "The Climb" as her theme song here)

2. Penelope Cruz

Penelope Cruz. I'm biased towards the Spanish. In Vicki Cristina Barcelona, I was totally going "omg, Penelope Cruz. Why would anyone want Scarlett Johansson after having Penelope Cruz despite the crazy?!" And true enough, even Scarlett Johansson's character agreed to a threesome with Penelope Cruz, who wouldn't?!

And her curves. I love a woman with curves. Why would you be attracted to a washboard or a fake veiny boobied one!?

And her facial features. Those eyes and lips. Oh and her hair. That's sexy hair. I would love to have hair like hers. Sexy just out of bed hair.

3. Sophia Bush

Most famously known as Brooke who was the bitchy cheerleader in One Tree Hill (and yes that series is still going on) and the only reason I keep watching is because of Brooke, well Sophia Bush. She made the character so easy to love despite her promiscuity in the beginning. She was always my favourite character.

I've always had a thing for girls with cheekbones and dimples and voila. Sophia Bush has my attention. And her voice. For someone who doesn't smoke, she has a fucking sexy voice. And that mole on her face. Oh and the fact that she's super freaking hot without being skinny as fuck, and she eats like a normal person. Now I find that hot.

Yes, I'm very aware I'm sounding as gay as ever, but since when has that ever been a surprise?

4. Emma Stone

First off, she's a redhead. Gorgeous one at that. And her legs! And she's not afraid to make a fool of herself.

Tell me, how can you not love her? I think she seriously doesn't get enough credit for her talent.

5. Emily Blunt

Finally, something to satisfy my anglophile side. British women are rarely beautiful but Emily Blunt (oh, Keira Knightley too) are like a few of the exceptions. Also, English accents only sound good on guys (hell, they sound sexy as hell), on women, not so much, but have you heard Emily Blunt speak before? Even when she's cursing, it sounds so fucking sexy.

Also, her talent. And who can forget her role in The Devil Wears Prada as Emily Charlton, the bitchy assistant who she played so fucking good, she stole the show from Anne Hathaway and held her own against Meryl Streep. Definitely my favourite character she's played.

6. Marion Cotillard

The French accent does it for me everytime. She's so freaking talented and her ability to portray the emotions with simply a movement of her face is what makes her so freaking fantastic. And her doe eyes. Besides, Public Enemies. How can you not love her? 'Nuff said.

Kay the list can actually go on and on but I think it stops here. People like Meryl Streep and Tina Fey are in a whole other list. (Told you I had lots of lists, and they seem interchangeable =P)

FYL

2010-06-16T09:09:00.000+08:00

FYL very very much for making my life as inconvenient as it possibly can.

I'm actually afraid for myself.

Wrecking Ball - Viva Voce

2010-06-08T14:19:00.000+08:00

Since I started working, in between these sporadic fleeting moments of complete boredom and a sudden downpour of workload (it's weird, I KNOW!), my head has had too much time to tend to itself.

The thoughts it comes up with, I don't know whether to be afraid that they're my thoughts alone, or just be all nonchalant like the facade I put up usually is.

I really don't know if what I'm doing is right, but then again, I really don't care anymore. It's gonna be gone sooner or later. So might as well take the time and get it over with here rather than over in UK where it'll definitely be an embarrassment.

Don't mind me, I'm rambling on as usual. Like I said, my thoughts scare me sometimes.

Kthxbai =D

2010-06-04T21:14:00.000+08:00

"The zipless fuck is absolutely pure. It is free of ulterior motives. There is no power game . The man is not "taking" and the woman is not "giving." No one is attempting to cuckold a husband or humiliate a wife. No one is trying to prove anything or get anything out of anyone. The zipless fuck is the purest thing there is. And it is rarer than the unicorn. And I have never had one."

Erica Jong, Fear of Flying (1973)

She's Got It So Phat - Bosshouse

2010-06-04T21:09:00.000+08:00

Okay, so the blog was supposed to be resurrected like Jesus on Easter after the exams, and yet, I still don't feel that passion for writing like I used to.

Oh yes, the skills are still there (I know this from one of my full of BS report for my Rotaract Club's International Service avenue), but the passion that I used to have, it's gone or its been lackluster for the time being.

I need someone to help me revamp my blog. Anyone up for grabs? Well, for free of course because I'm Chinese that way.

2010-04-17T18:02:00.000+08:00

I may give the impression that I am a bitch and that nothing bothers me.

It's all a facade.

World Spins Madly On -The Weepies

2009-12-06T22:38:00.000+08:00

I miss you.

I think I'll just wear your shirt to sleep.

It makes me smile, looking back.

Smile (Charlie Chaplin) - Glee Cast

2009-12-05T22:18:00.000+08:00

Gaaaaah. Exams make me emo.

It kinda makes me question whether I did the right thing.

I always feel so iffy whenever I see you so happy with her.

It always makes me wonder what if.

What if you had said something and not pretended?

What if I had made the first move instead and not pretended?

What if we had not been too afraid and insecure of each other's feelings?

Would we have made it?

If you had said something, I wouldn't know what I would have said at the time.

I always felt like you were pulling my leg and I was the butt of the joke.

And now, I keep going back to that day.

If only I had said something.

If only I had held your hand.

If only I had assured you that it wasn't just you.

I do miss the "us" times we had in the past.

But I am happy for you.

Just, could you not make it so obvious and hard to swallow?

It's hard for me too.

Back to studying FML.

Wish me luck!

Your Monologue Song (La La La)

2009-11-19T14:52:00.000+08:00

Your Monologue Song (La La La) courtesy of BoJo BoJo for me cause she was feeling random and wuliao. The tune will be that of Taylor Swift's SNL Monologue Song.

You like studs and guys who are scruffy,
But I'm not gonna talk about that,
In your monologue.

You like apples and bangles bracelets accessories,
but I'm not gonna talk about that,
In your monologue.

La La La ~
La La La ~

You like tv shows and guys who are kinda hot,
But I'm not gonna mention them,
In your monologue

Your list of guys changes every now and then and so forth,
But I'm not gonna say that out loud,
In your monologue.

*music*

La La ~
La La La La La ~
This is your musical monologue.

*music*

You might think I would talk about Jo Jo, who is totally awesome wuliao and everything,
But I'm not gonna mention myself,
In your monologue.
Hey Jo Jo! SSUP!!
You went home early today by telling a white lie,
But I'm not gonna let you brag about it,
In your monologue.

La La La ~
Ha Ha Ha ~
Ha Ha Ha ~
Ha Ha Ha ~
La La La ~

And I'm wondering if you might be into really clean guys...
*Pulls face*
*mouths DOUBT IT*
*wink*
I'm not gonna comment on that
In your monologue.

La La ~
La La La La La ~
This is your musical monologue

*music*
You might be expecting me to say
how thin you really are,
but I know you're not gonna believe me,
and will continue trying to lose weight monologue...

*sigh*

But there's nothing more to say,
Cause everything's ok,
At least you're not those kind of girls ~~
*strumming*
In your SNL monologue.

La La ~
La La La La La ~
This is your SNL monologue

La La ~
La La La La La ~
That was your SNL monologue.

Birthday song

2009-11-06T21:05:00.000+08:00

Whee. I'm officially 19 with a new shirt, suspenders and a book richer! Oh and a guitar. More when I get pictures. Hopefully.

Oh, according to Kumu, I'm officially 14 instead. *inside joke*

I love you guys =) Thanks for making my birthday non-mopey.

Blister In The Sun - Violent Femmes

2009-10-08T00:41:00.000+08:00

Oh my god. What a nightmare. I need a crash course in dealing with computers stat. I haven't been blogging this long cause whenever I kept logging onto Blogger, it would tell me something about Cookies.
And I'd get hungry everytime and I'll log off and go raid the pantry wtf.

Don't tell me you didn't know my house is a food haven?

That aside, I think my whole blogging phase is over. It's more Tweeting now. Follow me here NOW!

I'll try with the blogging soon. Awesomeness needs to start soon in college. Otherwise, it's gonna be a loooooong semester.

March of the pigs-Nine Inch Nails

2009-09-09T23:48:00.000+08:00

My theory on the rage momentum shall be disclosed soon. I hope.

Stay tuned.

Placebo - Meds

2009-09-04T23:38:00.002+08:00

Just because I don't do something that everyone else did doesn't mean I don't care.

It doesn't mean my priorities are screwed.

And when you contradict yourself like that, what else am I supposed to feel?

Would you prefer knowing what people think of you or stay ignorant?

Ignorance is supposed to be bliss, no?

Cocaine Skin - Kevin Drew

2009-08-22T15:08:00.002+08:00

I have risen from the dead......

*cue scary music?*

Mind's all over the place.

I'm finally getting into the groove of being a Rotaractor. To be honest, I was a tad iffy about it at first, but now everything's coming together =)

What can I say, getting stressed out over planning an event bonds everyone together. I really did have fun trying to organize stuff for the Installation. Never got the chance to in school or college cause I wasn't in THAT crowd. It really has boosted my self-esteem a tad bit, so it's all good.

Our fun-raiser for Installation was definitely a success. We raised more than we even expected to. I thought that reaching RM1500 was already a stretch but we did it! Well, thanks to Golden Boy and Gun. Leopard spotted bikinis and a hot pink bra on two fairly infamous guys go a looooooong way. We managed to raise RM2056 in a span of an hour. Too bad we don't get to keep any of that money. It's all going to our Polio cause. So yes, I feel good about myself.

Thinking of writing up a post on the Installation for the club blog. I am THAT bored.

On another yipeeee note, classes are starting soon hallelujah! Come September 1, I will no longer be cooped at home whining about being too darn free and be a whole lot richer =D (actually, I need to set up a bank account so I can cash in my cheque and be richer -_-)

Oh, there has been a good thing coming out from this whole paranoia about the H1N1 epidemic. I've called in sick a couple of times, and it actually works cause in the office I sniffle a lot. You should the looks I get from my colleagues XD

How am I supposed to get back my old long hair when my hair now refuses to grow and stays stagnant at my shoulders?! FML

2009-07-22T23:28:00.002+08:00

They've got me labelling and organizing files. It's getting boring. My back aches all the time =( On the up side, my colleagues are pretty friendly for their age. =P Let's just say they're not within my age-group by at least a decade...

I feel so disconnected from everything. Haven't seen everyone that's back from UK, haven't seen anyone in what feels like ages. Boooooo.

This is actually a post just to let whatever readers I have that I'm still alive. No worries. If I was dead, there'd be a big hoo-hah. Trust.

The whole shebang

2009-07-07T22:59:00.002+08:00

I don't get it.

It's not like I have the incompetence of a 5 year old.

I'm responsible and independent.

What the eff is the big deal?!

OH MY GOD!

All this nonsense is just really pushing me to get a job just so I don't have to see their faces.

All the buzz from the Bangkok trip is now gone.

Thanks a lot.

Ballad of Maxwell Demon

2009-07-01T00:34:00.002+08:00

Just finished watching Velvet Goldmine. Christian Bale cannot pull a British accent for nuts and he looks baaad as a glam rocker. Seriously. Jonathan Rhys Meyers will make a very pretty girl.

Oh, Ewan McGregor is the male Kate Winslet. Almost always buff naked in every film he is in.

The movie was a tad disturbing, but not to the extent of Requiem for a Dream. And oh, the songs! The songs were amazing. Seriously, the days of glam rock are far gone. Sometimes don't you just wish that you were born in a different time and different place?

I blame my holidays. Tons of movies to watch. Nothing to do. And here I am.

Pulp Fiction is next.

Oh, and I finally finished My Sister's Keeper. Now that is an accomplishment considering the non-existence of my attention span. Great Gatsby next?

I don't think I can be indifferent towards you. I just don't know how to.

Road to ruin

2009-06-29T00:27:00.002+08:00

I expect to get lectured or reprimanded when I have done something wrong. But if I haven't, and I get the blame, obviously I'll be in a very dulan and wtf-ish mood, no? Bloody son of a bitch.

Anyways, Transformers and dinner date with the girls on Friday. Transformers wasn't all that, all the money just went to the effects and the big balls on that wrecking Transformer. Oh and of course, to make Boobs as boobacious as possible while running. There must have been hell lot of boob tape being used during the shooting. Sam and Boobs. Sam and Boobs. They didn't tell us what happened to the cute toy car robot, um, Wheelie, in the end. He just sorta disappeared.

Night was fun. I'm sorry I was the party pooper that had to be back early. Pffft.

Oh, and there's my very own real-life soap opera right here at home. How fun.

And my external is hereeeeee.

I won't be bugging for pictures because someone's cranky.

And Richie, wait for the pictures kay? It'll be sometime this week I promise.

Alice in wonderland

2009-06-23T20:28:00.002+08:00

Any movie with Johnny Depp is definitely worth watching cause you know he picks it based on the plot.

Any movie with Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter is also definitely a must watch because these two have such chemistry together that you know that the movie would not suck.

Any movie with Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter and directed by Tim Burton is a definite definite definite watch regardless of whatever. It's just worth watching. Such satisfaction from these movies.

Tim Burton's take on Alice in Wonderland. Would definitely be awesome. Alice in Wonderland is awesome by its own, imagine with Tim Burton's layers and layers of imagination and Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter! OH MY GOD!

Tell me this does not look awesome. It's so TIM BURTON!

Aaaaaaaaah. But it's only coming out in 2010. =( Can't wait

Brain Stew

2009-06-19T07:17:00.003+08:00

It's 7 in the morning and I'm wide awake. Been tossing and turning for the past hour. And I slept at 1 wtf!

And I had the weirdest dream ever. Dreamt about that 200 dollars a night job and it wasn't what we were all thinking. Seriously dude, even the sound of it is iffy!

Then skipped to me enquiring around how much New Zealand Natural's pay was. And it was 6 bucks per hour in my dream, which I kinda highly doubt is real.

I think the lesson learnt here is never have Maggi Goreng late at night. Bloody Ajinomoto.

Am now looking for a part time job. What should I do?

Little by little

2009-06-12T21:56:00.002+08:00

It's been a while since I had one post filled with all that teenage angst and what not.

I just don't get my parents sometimes. They give me shit about staying cooped up in my room the whole day. What is wrong with that? At least I'm at home rather than hanging out somewhere and wasting money right? They have got to face facts that everyone cannot be all Stepford Wives-ish all the time and outbursts are bound to happen when they keep giving me shit for nonsensical issues.

And I ask a simple question today and they start biting my head off wtf. I simply asked what the doctor had said and my poor head gets bitten off just cause I finally asked it today instead of yesterday when they were all pissified at me because I was rude apparently. GAH!

Eff this shit. I'm so tempted to up and run away from home. But then again, I'm financially dependent on them FML.

Homebird- Foy Vance

2009-06-11T17:27:00.003+08:00

Total WTF article of the day.

Malaysia's Islamic party urges park ban on 'sexy' outfits

What the eff happened to the basic human rights on freedom of expression? Oh wait, I forgot, we're living in Malaysia.

That is some total bullshizz.

And omg, who wants the cookies? I need to get them off my hands. They're taking too much space in the refrigerator.

This whole baking thing is gonna be a weekly thing from now till Soo's holidays are over =( It won't be forever! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Cleaning up after baking's a bitch.

Up the bracket

2009-06-09T21:04:00.005+08:00

Kay, have been back from Thailand for the past few days now and there are waaaaay too many pictures for me to sieve through and post. And also cause I'm too lazy.

Anyways, baking day again today. Cookakes and mookies. Awesome possum. This just proves not to judge something by how it looks cause it tastes gooooood.

Oh btw, Olivia Wilde is my new girl crush. And Jay Baruchel my boy crush for now. Will change soon. Been downloading movies for the past few weeks. And it's so unfair. Soo's takes so much faster such nonsense I swear.

Oh also have been on a Kathy Griffin comedy marathon now. That woman is hilarious, just go check it out on YouTube. Dhivs says she has a horse face. Such meanies I swear. Haha.

Jadie, when's Delicious?

Xin, your baju Elmo taking up space la. Bila jumpa?

Iny Chan, stop being such a bookworm and come hang out with us! I miss you.

Byn's back. Hang out soon?

Going to the book fair or something like that tomorrow. Being forced to be the mamat for the day. I need my allowance wtf.

When the levee breaks

2009-05-28T22:16:00.002+08:00

I hate it when they do that. I ask for something, is it so freaking hard for you to give an answer? And they call me rude when I don't reply them immediately wtf. Too fixated on the stupid game on screen to even acknowledge I'm standing right there.

Past few days have not been very zen. Computer hanging on me when I'm about to print my assignment which ended up in me redoing everything, someone menopausing and trying to pick a fight from such nonsensical stuff. FML.

I'm broke. Bangkok better have loads of shopping for me to do to cheer me up. Retail therapy.

On the bright side, I passed my two papers. Now I just need the moderated results to be good.

I've been wasted

Pills and alcohol

I've been chasing

Down the pool halls

I drank the water

From a hurricane

I set a fire

Just to see the flame

Green Day - See The Light

Murder city

2009-05-20T19:46:00.003+08:00

Scratch Angels & Demons off my list. =D Good movie (way better than that disaster of the Da Vinci Code) but apparently it doesn't exactly follow the book. That's what Soo says. I can't remember the book. Come on, it's been like 3,4 years since I read it?

It feels good to hang out with the two birds again =) Of maggi gorengs and Dhivs' cluelessness, it has been a fun couple of days.

And is it weird that my car feels weird after being serviced? Or maybe it's just me, and I got used to the non-serviced version. Whatever.

I need a job. I might slowly go insane when everyone's gone off back to college and uni.

And oh, I got rejected by SMU. Big surprise there. As usual, he's disappointed but I expected it anyways. Money problems arising again. Le sigh.

Night at the museum 2 next. Who's coming with me?

Effing heatwave =[

Churros =)

2009-05-14T17:37:00.002+08:00

I'm sorry

It's all that I can say

You mean so much

And I'd fix all that I've done

If I could start again

I'd throw it all away

To the shadows of regrets

And you would have the best of me

- Best of me - Sum 41

EXAMS ARE OVEEEEEEEEEER! Hooray hooray, it's a holi-holiday!

Angels & Demons, Monsters vs Aliens and Terminator Salvation are only the few movies that I really wanna watch. Who's up for it? =)

See a little light - Bob Mould

2009-05-11T21:10:00.003+08:00

After god knows how many computer animated cartoons from Disney, they're finally releasing a hand-drawn animation! Think Lion King, Aladdin and Beauty & the Beast. The classics. I can't wait. The trailer looks funny enough. The voices sound pretty damn familiar though, just can't figure out who they are at the moment.

You know the story.. Whee. Who wants to watch it with me and be surrounded by noisy ass kids in the cinema when it comes out? We can throw popcorn at the noisy ass kids =D

And Jo Jo, why the eff must I watch the Justin Long horror whatever movie?!!? I don't waaaaaant! If I get freaked out, you'll definitely won't be sleeping the whole night grrrr.

Oh, and what was supposed to be a girl's night out turned into a not-so-much girl's night out. Haha. It was supposed to be just the 3 of us - Jo, Dhivs and myself. Ended up bumping into Taufiq and his group of friends, and decided to join for dinner. And then instead of the boys' earlier plan to karaoke, we managed to switch them over to the dark side and come drinking with us. The female persuasion power is not to be messed with! Haha. Opened a bottle and finished it in record time. Btw, Jo, I still cannot believe you drank it on the rocks and was still fine after several glasses *salute* Haha. Dhivs however fails as an Indian. Epic fail =p

Had a great time. Pictures are on Facebook =D

Then the next day, went back to studying. Thank god for no hangovers =D

One down, another one left. =/

Breathe- Michelle Branch

2009-05-09T00:42:00.002+08:00

I DO NOT WANT TO FUCKING RETAKE CONTRACT LAW.

The lecturer lied to us! He lieeeed! What about our model answers!?!? mcb =_=

If it's supposed to be like the easiest core law subject, why is it the one that's giving me problems? I have no problems for Criminal.

Contract is just making me want to tear my hair out. At this rate, I'll probably look like Michelle Pfeiffer did in Stardust when she was all butt ugly by the time exam's over.

Already had a day out today. Fat lot of good it did me. I have two more fucking topics to study and not enough time. FML.

The beautiful people

2009-05-01T11:56:00.002+08:00

Wolverine was good. No idea why people said it sucked. Well, if you're a guy and into action sequences, you definitely can't go wrong with this movie. If you're a girl looking for eye candy, also you can't go wrong with this movie. Like hellooooo, Hugh Jackman, Ryan Reynolds and Daniel Henney. And the former two appear shirtless. So go! ;p

Aaaaaand, I feel like eating churros again *chomp chomp*

Off to study! Boo! =(

Ridiculous thoughts

2009-04-27T22:32:00.003+08:00

Exam papers are on the 11th and 13th and people are wondering why I want to get wasted on the 9th. Meh. It's called taking advantage for a fact. I'll see how my studies progresses. If I think I'm ready, I'm definitely going out on the 9th and getting some booze in my body.

Oh played paintball on Saturday. Normally people would get shot on the arms or legs right? Wtf, I got shot at the mouth. And yes, the mask was on. It freaking exploded at the mask and went through. Effing painful wtf. Like my lips are not swollen enough wtf. But I wouldn't mind playing paintball again. It's damn fun. But it was such a shame I didn't get to use all 500 bullets.

And something's wrong with my back. There's this white patch and now I've gotten so paranoid about my back. I love my back okay! Like one of my favourite parts of my body. And now it's not flawless anymore wtf. Why????!?!?!?

And omfg, I should stop eating fast food. No more fast food till exams are over. Booze is not one of them. No more oily, fatty foods. Good home-cooked food for these few weeks. I'm getting fat =(

Human rights coursework! =( I really need to start on that. Jo squared, HELP!! We shall continue with our devious plot to steal someone's laptop no? I be your lookout XP

And oh, which would be a better name for my car? Bobby, Spike or Ethan? Spike just cause James Marsters was so hot as Spike in Buffy.

Robyn, Jo, Sang, Shu Yi, Jia Le, Hui Yii, Pam, Anis, Jadie, Nadz and Queenie Chan!! I miss you girls. Xin and Dhivs, not so much. I see you guys the most. =X

Why can't we??!

2009-04-21T20:16:00.002+08:00

Kay, so I was watching Disney's Sleeping Beauty just now, and first off, Maleficient is awesome! If I were to be a Disney villian, I would be her!
And....... Princess Aurora is such a slut. Well, you can tell. Haha. Yes, I have got nothing better to do. Oh wait, I do. Human rights coursework. =(

Finally had my Maggi Goreng today. Next on the list is Cheezy Wedges. God, I love em!

Ready fuels

2009-04-14T23:36:00.003+08:00

Went to watch He's Just Not That Into You today with Jo squared.

Although the trailer didn't particularly rock, the movie was good. Sure, it's a chick flick, but but there was a guy by himself sitting in front of us watching the movie too. So it can't be all that bad right? Too bad he wasn't cute. Omgwtf. -_-

Ben Affleck's not handsome anymore.

Everyone's just been mean for the past few days (except Jo squared cause I love her today even with her whole Bob nonsense). Even the traffic police today wtf. I was so tempted to show the asshole the finger.

Jo squared, I loveeeee you for todaaaaay! And omg, I can't believe we talked until it was 6. Wtf. Time flies. And the coffee didn't help in the jam. So many potholes. SO MANY! Uncomfortable tahu! And next time, get bigger shoes. Or just don't get Ronald Mcdonald's shoes wtf.

I think it's the alcohol talking. I got a little in me. Or mixed with the delayed reaction of the caffeine. Damn, that can't be good =/

P.S. Jo squared, say hi to Bob. He's enjoying your new 29 dollar quilt. Haha wtf.

bob bob bob bob

2009-04-13T21:58:00.003+08:00

This is why it's best that I study on the floor rather than have a study table...

But then again, it hurts my back for like after an hour. Pffft.

Yes, I am a very scattered person.

I have been sneezing non stop again. And I want soya bean.

Bob, go stalk JoJo. Go shoo. She's the evil mastermind behind all this..

And nie chan, good luck for your exams! xoxo

Hey maybe I should name my car Bob then wtf.

Goodnight for now - Melee

2009-04-07T21:37:00.003+08:00

What's the point of us retaking stupid Communication Skills if in the end, it's all based on coursework? 2 courseworks to do, no exams (not that I'm complaining) and 100% based on these 2 courseworks. I just don't see the point in us retaking this stupid subject.

Oh wells, if we didn't, I still would have been forced to retake it seeing as how I didn't do my client interviewing and mooting anyways. And I still got my certificate so nenenebubu!

3 courseworks due wtf. Someone just kill me please.

I have a dream....

2009-04-06T22:08:00.002+08:00

Apparently cinnamon and honey works wonders. My mom is trying it out on my brother's face. And I wanna try it cause it apparently helps weight loss as well. Woots. I'll let you know the results when I start. =D

Anyways, been going karaoke-ing for the past 2 weeks. It's a wonder my throat hasn't caved in yet.

Gym tomorrow! Like finally. It's been 2 weeks.

And I wanna watch Talentime. Who wants to watch it with me? The bum's busy being a bum.

I need to start studying yo! I shall go now...

TO INFINITY AND BEYOOOND!

Zee Deveel

2009-04-01T21:21:00.003+08:00

Total bimbotic moment again.

Today started out really really bad. First, I thought I lost my ring. And then I thought I had left my water bottle in Neway as well cause it was nowhere to be seen. Then on the way to LDP, it starts jamming for no apparent reason at the Subang exit. Damn annoying to see all these people wearing Kesas shirts and what not and fat lot of help they did -__- I was cursing and swearing the whole way, and I'm scared to admit that I was driving like a madman(woman) today just to try to calm the anger and hormones down.

PMS-ing... What to do...

Bimbotic moment no. 77439.

I asked Faridah and JoJo to teman me go to Neway during our 2 hour break to see whether I had left my bottle there and they kept it aside for me. And they did! So off we went *tralalalala* Only once we reached 1u did Faridah find my bottle hidden under the 2 pillows in my car. Omg, we were laughing so hard at my bimboticness. Hey hey, they should thank me. They got to come out for lunch! Sushi. And I think it made us high once we got back to class. Haha. And then it spread to the rest of the class. We were talking about condoms and candies and CC's "pregnancy" and how JoJo's brow pencil looks like a pregnancy test from afar. And that was only the conversation from us girls...

Bimbotic moment no.77440

When my brother woke me up yesterday, he accidentally kicked my ring off my bed. I totally forgot about it until this morning (I was too preoccupied with my presentation which I didn't even present today wtf). Spent like half an hour thrashing my room looking for it and ended up late for class (as usual anyways). Fine. Came back home, and demanded that my brother help me look again. After another half hour of thrashing my room again, guess where I found it? In my bag. My bag that I take with me to college. It was with me all the time. He had kicked it into the pocket at the side of my bag wtf.

Stomach cramps and backaches wtf. I hate this time of the month.

With the lights out, it's less dangerous

2009-03-30T23:12:00.001+08:00

Let's all pray that my petrol will be able to last me for tomorrow's journey to college and back and that Lauren doesn't get stranded somewhere without any petrol and has to call some of her bimbos for help aite?

A-lelaki!

2009-03-26T10:42:00.002+08:00

My right eye has been twitching continuously for the past few days. Is there like supposed to be some sort of meaning behind it? You know, like those superstitions. Like how when you sneeze non-stop, someone's thinking about you or something like that wtf. I know i know, you hiccup and someone's cursing you! Or did I get it mixed up? o.O

Anyhoo, Confessions of A Shopaholic later. Hugh Dancy! Hotness woots.

Oh and did you know there's a new definition of noodles now, with props to Zubin? Let me show it to you.

Noodles:
An easy to cook, carbohydrate based meal adored by billions that is also eponymous with a Malaysian based young woman of Indian descent who happens to have trouble with making instant noodles in the uttermost hillarious manner.

I don't think it's hard for you to guess who this young woman of Indian descent is. *coughDHIVAcough*

They need to come up with a term for sleeptexting.

2009-03-18T12:31:00.002+08:00

You know how they say when pets resemble their owners? In Xin's case it's true! Her new hamster whose name is yet to be decided, eats a lot. Like Xin when she's studying. First, she sits down for 5 minutes, then walks to the kitchen to get something to eat. Once she finishes eating whatever she had, she studies for another 10 minutes, and walks back to the kitchen to grab something to munch. Haha. XP

Anyhoo, my possessions are becoming all wonky. First, my laptop's keyboard. My @ has become ". You know how when you press SHIFT+2, it becomes @ right? Well, mine becomes ". And when you press SHIFT+' it's " this right? Now it's @.

Then, my car fuel thingy decided to go all wonky. It went down one bar, and came back up a half an hour later. Then it went back down the next half an hour.

Oh and apparently, instead of sleepwalking and whatever else, I sleeptext. I sent Xin a very very very ridiculous text:

Whey're squill had. Lisamad.

Um, wtf! I burst out laughing when I read the message. She thought I went all wonky after doing my assignments. I was fast asleep by 10.30. That message was sent at 1.26 am. Now that's freaky wei! And I also read Dhiv's message at 1 something apparently.

Wonky wonky.

Dunia cencorot dan dunia tikus tidak berpadanan.

2009-03-16T20:57:00.003+08:00

I learned many things today.

1. Mice are called cencorot in BM and rats are tikus.

2. Mice with big ears are able to fly. Just like elephants with big ears (Dumbo anyone?)

3. There is such a day called Soup Day in the Kingdom of Dor.

4. It is possible to die from soup, as shown by the Queen of Dor.

5. It is also possible to make rats illegal.

6. Rats are like the ghetto side, and mice are the Upper East side.

7. Soup can make it rain, make the sun shine brightly and return colour to the city.

8. I wasted 8 bucks on the Tale of Desperaux.

9. Myvi's mean. Haha. She didn't want to have lunch with me =P

10. I know the way to Jo's house now.

many rivers to cross

2009-03-14T00:06:00.003+08:00

I'm part of you indefinitely...

It always gets to me every single time I listen to it. Pfffft.

Currently addicted to:

Lace and leather- Britney Spears

Always be my baby- David Cook (Thanks to xin xin -_-)

If you seek amy- Britney Spears

Just dance- Lady GaGa

Another one bites the dust- Queen

My happiness- Powderfinger

Running away- Midnight Hour

Feeling emo mo mo mo.

of meatballs, fags, and bimbotic moments.

2009-03-12T20:52:00.004+08:00

Finally watched Watchmen today woots! Awesome possum. There was this bunch of fat Indian people (according to Prash or Dhivs or both) that were sitting in the row behind ours that were talking the whole time that was close to being gibberish and OMFG, so bloody annoying wtf. Good thing for them we didn't have popcorn to throw at them grrrrrr.

The movie was good. A little too graphic at some parts, but I liked how they pieced it all together. I wanna find the graphic novel to read but I doubt I'll be able to find it here in Malaysia. If anyone sees it, let me know? =)

Oh, and I can't believe how they superimposed underwear onto Dr Manhattan at some parts and censored at others. That was hilarious. The censorship board really damn wuliao.

And Dhivs, the noisy one, laughed at the weirdest moments, and kept insisting that Ozymandias was gay. Ish. Almost as annoying as the Indians at the back. (Almost... But I still love youuuuu!). Indians pfffffft. XP

Me and Xin were like late for the movie. All due to bimbotic moment #64527. I wanted to go to 15 a little earlier to do a little studying and to start on my coursework (which is due tomorrow btw) but Dhivs woke up late. So we left late. And by the time we reached there, I didn't really have time cause I thought I had a short loan library book due today and had to rush to KDU just to return it. Turns out, the book was due tomorrow wtf. So there goes bimbotic moment #64527.

Then we had meatballs! Wheee!

We're done. Never ever again.

Another one bites the dust...

2009-03-10T20:44:00.002+08:00

This is what happens when I go to the gym.

1. I get flashed. Again wtf. Is it gonna happen at like every single college I go to? Ugh.

2. It starts raining cats and dogs. Is God trying to tell me something? o.O

3. Birds shit all over my car. All Xin's fault! Hmph.

4. I get some weird pimple thing on my arm. Disgusting.

So yes, today was the first day I entered a gym to work out. Had a nice view for a bit but he went off earlier =( Haha. Just used the treadmill and the bicycle thing today. Tomorrow, someone's gonna be aching that's for sure... And I can't do the sit ups Xin does. =/

Oh oh, bought a new sports top today. Preeettttttttty. I like! Haha.

And omg, there was this aunty there that was waaaaaaay healthier and in shape than me wtf. Malu!

Oh and Xin's freezer makes a damn funny noise when you open it. It moans! Seriously, that's what it does.

Fine, it doesn't. But it sounds like it whatever.

of nudity shots, role models and kiss

2009-03-06T21:52:00.003+08:00

The other day, a friend asked if I would do nudity shots. I said I wouldn't. Then she asked about partial nudity shots. You know, the ones where they're nude but the parts are decently covered by an angle and what not? And I said I would.

Thinking about it, I stand firm in the belief that I would.(I just don't think my family would approve...) After all, you're not baring it for the world to see, and sometimes, most of these shots look really good. Besides, wouldn't you want a memory of your body at its peak? I know I would.

Judge me all you want, but whatever.

Anyhoos, watched Role Models. Funny shit. And the black kid is so darn cute, especially when he's in the KISS costume (Go team Kiss-my-anthia!). Oh which reminds me, I'm gonna have to go download the soundtrack later on.

"You white, so you Ben Affleck."

find a way back

2009-03-05T21:10:00.001+08:00

Leave one memory that you and I had together. It doesn't matter if you knew me a little or a lot, anything you remember! Don't send a message,leave a comment on here. Next, re-post this and see how many people leave a memory about you. It's actually pretty cool (and funny) to see the responses.

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. How much do you know me?
5. What do you think of me?
6. Describe me in one word.
7. What was your first impression of me?
8. Do you still think that way about me now?
9. What reminds you of me?
10. If you could give me anything what would it be?
11. How well do you know me?
12. When's the last time you saw me?
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
14.What is my best attribute?

Sometimes, I wonder whether I really should put myself on the line. It's bound to hurt and only end in disappointment.

La Grange

2009-03-03T20:58:00.002+08:00

Dhivs wasn't kidding when she said she was gonna be driving as slow as possible.

I sent her to her car, and then went to send Xin back, which is in Sunway. Then went to Kesas. And I passed Dhivs car before the toll. She didn't even realise until she stopped behind me in the Touch N Go lane. Which was because she was texting, no? Woman, stop texting when you drive pleaseeeee? See, this is exactly why you need a co-pilot.

Hello, God speaking.

I still remember that.

It's been a while....

Behind the clouds

2009-03-01T23:26:00.002+08:00

See this is what I get for doing tutorials. (Xin says this is what I get for losing homework but whatever XP)

Pffffffft. Guess there's no need for sleep tonight.

Anyhoos, I lost my criminal tutorial so I had to ask someone else to send it to me. I asked Jennifer and she thought it was the same questions as last year. Luckily I asked Jace because I wasn't sure my answers were right only to realise that it was totally different. The thing is, I've done like 4 of the questions. And now to find that they're all wrong. Like totally different questions wtf.

I'm gonna go bang my head against the wall now again.

At this rate, I'm gonna have a big big bungalow.

Away from hereeeeeeee

2009-03-01T22:33:00.002+08:00

I just found out we're going to Bangkok in June AND July. Wheeeee. Shopping!!

And my parents are like so cutes! My mom came knocking on my door asking me how to reduce the size of the window for Solitaire (she meant how to minimize it from full screen). And she uses a computer at work!

Haha. Damn cute.

eeeeeeeeee, baaaaaaang

2009-02-28T14:53:00.003+08:00

I swear to God my car is jinxed.

This is like the third time in 2 months? Wtf wtf wtf. And my car's the one that's always the victim.

Fucking accident again. And my dad let the guy off very nicely. Not fair. Not pleased. Dulan now.

And it's always been Malaysian cars. First a Myvi and then a Kancil. Ugh.

Dulan dulan dulan. I need ice cream. But I can't. =(

nooooooooooooh!

2009-02-26T22:26:00.002+08:00

All bow in the presence of the Queen Procrastinator wtf.

Been putting off my coursework the whole day. Let me count the ways...

Woke up at 9. Watched Vanity Fair and Jawbreaker.

Then cleaned my room wtf. (.Yes, I actually preferred cleaning my room to doing the coursework! And also cause I needed to for them Thai kids my dad's hosting -_-)

After cleaning my room, I got hungry, so went out for pizza with Dhivs.

Came back home and instead of starting on the coursework, I ended up on youtube searching for all the Oscar moments that I didn't get to see because I had class.

And now, I'm blogging about my procrastinating skills wtf.

Now it's nearly 11. Shits. I shall try now. Call again later to see how I'm doing. -_-

10 wuliaos.

2009-02-24T20:22:00.002+08:00

Had a very wuliao day with my bitch today =D

She said I very wuliao today. That's the word of the day, wuliao. Let's see how many times I can use it for this post aite?

Felt like going to 15's Starbucks to get some studying done today. It seems like that's the only place where I can get some studying done. And the only place where I can bear stoning alone. And since Xin's classes finished at like 10 today so me, being the super nice friend, decided to go teman her afterwards. So wuliao right?

Wanted my spicy pan mee but nooooooo, we went during lunch hour and freaking AC was packed wei! Like seriously, no tables at all. When we were in Taylors, it wasn't THAT bad! And at that time, my mulut gatal wanted A&W, so fine, me being wuliao, drove to the one near 3K there. Had rootbeer float wheeee and someone wasn't supposed tooooooooo. Wuliao.

Oh but before that, I realised once I parked my car that I left all my money in my skinny jeans pocket and I only had 6 bucks with me wtf. And I parked in AC. So 4 bucks gone, and I was left with 2 bucks. Then drove to Xin's place so she could become my loan shark and have more money with her. Memang wuliao.

After lunch, we decided going long kai in Pyramid. Fine. But wait, wuliao smart ass Lauren forgot her money right? So she felt damn semangat to drive, drove back all the way to Klang for money. And you know what happens? She reaches home and sees her dad's car in the driveway so she quickly turns into the junction in hopes that he doesn't see her (He so totally did btw). Took Xin to the old house first then drove back to the house. She says my area looks like kampung -_- And I seriously did not realise the coconut tree there wtf.

Fine, after the kampung tour, headed back to Pyramid. So decided to use Federal. Damn effing jammed. And I think I saw my dad's car like a few cars behind mine. And I got so freaked out about it. Paranoid. But it so didn't make sense since he left the house earlier, why would he be behind right? But I think it was. =/

Half an hour later, finally out of the jam. Pyramiiiiiiiiiiid! We were debating whether there was Hang Ten or not in Pyramid. Whateverrrr. Headed to F21 first for my necklace. And I end up with another extra necklace and a red studded belt. Someone fitch slap me.

Then Kitschen to see Xin's candy boy. The one she wasn't sure whether it was or not. Wuliao. And I end up with 2 spaghetti straps. Omg, another fitch slap please.

Then Hang Ten. Yes, there's a Hang Ten in Pyramid, you win whatever. And I ended up with another tank top. So where I actually planned on getting one chain only, ended up with two chains, a belt, and 3 tank tops wtf. Wuliao.

Nah, bimbo enough?

bang bang bang. dungu

2009-02-21T13:02:00.002+08:00

Omg fuck fuck fuck.

Stupidest fucking mistake ever.

I gave SMU the wrong mobile number. And the dungu thing is that I wrote the right number and then through some dungufied moment I thought it was wrong and switched the 8 and the 7 around. Omg wtf wtf wtf!

And I can't change the number because I submitted the stupid form already. Fuckkkkkkkkk!

GFOIWHTH0QVHCBIBCIAHICW

I'm gonna go bang my head on a wall now.

Lookie! A flying blue vios!

2009-02-21T01:19:00.002+08:00

New phone wheeeeeee!

Dad finally got the w890 for 600! That's such a steal!

Criminal law's being a bitch. Stupid lecturer wants us to redo our coursework cause apparently the whole class screwed up. But she won't tell us what we did wrong or right. Like so wtf. I think someone's having hot flushes >.<

I want to go Puchong again. When's the next time? There were so many restaurants for us to try!

Oh and a Vios at 180 feels like it's flying. Whee! Then I got scared and slowed down.

We've changed, haven't we? We're not the same people we used to be...

scratches and paint

2009-02-17T21:39:00.002+08:00

Stupid stupid gray myvi.

I'm nearly in tears.

My car's scratched and paint has been scraped off.

Are you blind or something?

And you didn't even bother to stop! Like whatthefudge!? Real bitch.

And I don't know what to do.

Bloody hell, what's with the hormones?

Today's just not been a good day.

midnight swim

2009-02-16T22:29:00.002+08:00

Never ever swim on a cold cold night. Having the flu now chocolatefudge!

Came back from Bandung yesterday. A bit unsatisfied but I'm fine. I didn't get my bag and jeans. =/

Did you know 1000 rupiah is only like 33 cents here?

Oh, if you ever do go to Bandung, be sure to check out this cafe called the Sierra cafe and lounge. The view is fantastic. Really picturesque view of the whole of Bandung. We went there on Valentines and the food was okay and way reasonably priced. And don't go in shorts. It's cold!

And omfg, the jam there is horrible. It's worse than KL, I swear. And if you think Malaysian bus drivers are dangerous, just wait till you experience the Indonesian buses. They do have skill, I'll give them that.

The shopping there was wonderful. Pity we only had a day. And even that we managed to hit like 5 factory outlets and the famous jeans street which was kind of a letdown. Bloody jeans were too short for me =s

I know I'm like running all over the place. Oh and Bandung is filled with hilarious names. Pictures when I'm rajin enough to upload them. And and and we saw this whole bunch of Harleys. Omfg! Heaven! Probably had some convention thingy for Harley owners in the hotel we were staying at. And even the police there ride Harleys! Like omgwtf!

I'm hungry now.

Drama and vera wangs

2009-02-10T21:28:00.002+08:00

Had Pam's farewell thingy today. See how much I love you! I went for all 3 okay! Haha.

Watched Bride Wars... again. Anne Hathaway is so pwetty! And Kate Hudson just seriously looks like Goldie Hawn. And Bryan Greenberg - scruffy cute!

Oh and coursework was due today. So I took all my notes and stuff and laptop without the charger to Midvalley's starbucks after class was done. I finished and everything, and it was then the wireless connection there decided to go all wonky =/

First I couldn't open my hotmail account. Then when I could, it took so freaking long to load for me to send an email. And just when I was about to attach the file, my laptop decides to go into hibernation mode since the battery was nearly dying. I nearly cried there and then. Ask Pam. She knew I was tearing already. -_-

Thank god the laptop's battery lasted until after I managed to send it. I was like wtf the whole way.

Oh, apparently my OBU class has a reputation amongst the lecturers. And not a good one. Hahahahaha wtf. Kena today. Oh wells. If all goes well, I don't give a shit =D

bimbo pills. prescription anyone?

2009-02-05T18:10:00.004+08:00

I finally had my dose of bimbo pills today. Not telling what happened, ask me or Xin if you want to know. I think it'll be in Xin's blog anyways.

Girls day out. Bride wars and lots of bitching, reminiscing, being bimbotic and just having fun. I miss those days. Quin Chan, will you stop ditching us =/

Finally printed looooong overdue photos. And I'm gonna stick them on the cupboard, wheeee!

Gummi bears rocks my socks.

We came up with a way of bitch slapping bitches. Totally fun!

Breakfast at silvas tomorrow. Quin Chan, you better be there! ROARRRRRRR

Edited:

Wtf, I was just about to post this and Quin Chan sends me a text saying she can't come.

Fall

2009-02-01T12:00:00.001+08:00

Between telling a little white lie and the truth, which would get you your way?

What's the point of telling the truth if I don't get what I want? Actually, what's the point at all? Everyone lies.

out with the old, in with the new?

2009-01-25T22:59:00.002+08:00

Since it's about to be the lunar new year, I'm commemorating it with choices of new phones for me. I'm stuck between this two.

The Sony Ericsson W980i with crazy 8G internal memory space

The Sony Ericsson W890i which is more within my budget

I can't decide. I need a guy's opinion more like. The W980i is like RM1400+ while the W890i is like RM900-1010? And daddy dearest is only willing to sponsor half... for now. But the 8G internal memory is taunting me so so badly. =/

botch

2009-01-20T21:57:00.016+08:00

Pictures as promised from Botch's birthday!

First stop: Chillis

Supapa Troupapa

What was left of Michelle's quesadillas

The giant and the kuchi rat. They were laughing at the size difference =/

Second stop: At the side of a bin

Let's play is she drunk or not?

Third stop: delicious

Michelle's retarded fingers as she calls em.

Botch's sultry look

It's a tradition to force feed the birthday girl

I just had to put this. Look at Michelle!

Batch merajuk cause no one was feeding her food and because of her mango-curry drink

So Michelle volunteers with her crumble pie or something

Batch goes "HOT HOT!!"

Batch's evil grin

Take 1

Take 2

Take 3

There's no need for words =D

Fourth stop: Botch's house

Botch seeing the parcel on her bed

Stopping only to admire the covers Batch printed

*drum roll.......*

and tadaaaaa

Isn't it beautifoooool?

The End =D

partners in crime

2009-01-16T20:52:00.001+08:00

Whatever non-existent pool skills I had has evacuated the planet.

4 games in a row. And all being trashed. Xin Xin, you were just lucky XD sore loser haha.

Silvas! Good food. Mmmmm.

I'm sleepy.

losing grip

2009-01-15T21:49:00.001+08:00

Everything's passing by in a blur. It doesn't really seem like I'm actually doing the living part these days. It just comes and goes without me doing anything productive. It whizzes by.

I don't even know what I'm doing anymore. Life's just too complicated. Why can't people stop playing mind games and just do or say whatever's on their mind? It's not that hard.

My thoughts are just scrambling all over the place.

Am I out of my league here?

of guitars, toenails and imans

2009-01-13T23:04:00.003+08:00

It's botch's birthday today.

And as awesome as she is, her birthday celebration was awesome too. Pictures will be posted up soon when the two birds post it on facebook.

Today was just such a good day, pre-toenail drama.

I haven't laughed like today in ages. With Michelle and her noooonsense and Kumu's cute laugh and the two birds being themselves, it was just good.

In the morning, we sneaked over to botch's house after she had left and placed her 'professionally wrapped' parcel in her room and went off to Midvalley to meet them there.

Lunch at Chillis. And Michelle being not so subtle about going back to botch's place cause we wanted to see the look on her face when she opened it.

Dessert at delicious. Now that was good shit.

And the green one, Iman's waiting for your call doh! *inside joke*

Malay guy magnet it seems. He must have fallen for you hopping barefooted out of delicious. I heard him saying something about kaki ayam so it must be it. Haha.

Headed back to botch's place after that. And she saw this giant parcel like thing on her bed. And she ripped it and she liked our present. She wasn't expecting it so SUCCESS! We have a happy friend and I want one for myself.

It is beautifoooool!

And her being the drama queen that she is, her birthday ends in drama as well. The poor thing had half her toenail hacked off or something and was in pain and Michelle had to drive her to her mom's clinic and it seems that they had to pull out the whole thing. I feel for your toenail and it shall be missed.

Happy Birthday parrotpot and I love you!!!

bunch of nuts

2009-01-11T23:48:00.004+08:00

Because we all deserve to be a little nuts in our lives, I present to you

www.thenutseries.blogspot.com

I'm like the honorary nut member. Haha.

what i really need

2009-01-09T22:07:00.002+08:00

Everytime I feel like I'm a part of something, you just yank the rug right underneath my feet. Everytime I feel like I belong, you snatch it away from right under my nose.

I don't know whether it's just me being very very insecure or it's a conspiracy against all things Lauren.

I feel left out.

Things have not been going well lately. It just seems to me like every little thing is being piled up on my shoulders and every minor thing is just adding to the weight. Sooner or later, I'm going to have a mental breakdown. I just know it. It doesn't help that he's being a bitch again.

Why can't I just live my life the way I want it to be? I know my limits, I'm responsible enough. Isn't it time you gave me a little credit?

For god's sake, let go...

an ode to thy keys

2009-01-07T20:31:00.005+08:00

Dear keys,

Fun and games are over. I don't want to play hide and seek anymore. I know for a fact that you're not in the fridge, the liquor cabinet, the pantry, under my mattress, under the couch, nor the shoe rack. I don't want to fight anymore. Please come back. I'm sorry if I ever hurt you, threw you on the bed when I was angry. Shoved you into the ignition roughly. I promise to insert you gently if you do agree to come back.

Remember all the fun times we had. Going for joy rides together. I know you love me. I love you too.

Please, please, I'm begging you with all my heart and soul, please come back to your beloved here. And never ever forget that I love you. =)

Love, forever and always,

Lauren

mesmerized

2009-01-06T19:58:00.002+08:00

One heck of a day. Very very eventful. I'll never look at my room the same way again. My house was the House of Sin today. Haha. So much for the Friends marathon.

And thanks a lot you two for making me horny. Haha. Hey at least I got some tips XP

And I would say let's do this more often but only after I've had a few drinks in me aite? I was just shunned aside today. And Batch, I don't know if it's an insult or compliment. Haha.

I love the both of you.

What we did stays between the three of us. And of course Prash since he knows. And wouldn't he just like to have been there. Heh.

And ooooh, I finally got my black hoodie. Now for a tote. I need a rich boyfriend to sponsor my shopping needs la wtf.

this or that?

2009-01-05T20:59:00.002+08:00

Anyways, friendship tattoo or friendship platinum rings?

It's been 10 years yo!

Help me decide?

Ah nie, baby honey munchkins? Riiiight.

voulez vous

2009-01-04T14:32:00.002+08:00

The bee started of his new year's with a bang. Literally. Poor boy. 5 car pile-up. Dang. And he still came to see me. =)

Had Jo's birthday dinner yesterday at Bubba Gump. Food's okay, and as usual, Dhivs ended up not finishing even half. Thank god we shared. Yesterday was very good company. Usually it'll be awkward silences and what not, but it was good. Lots of laughs, Jo's boy being so very sweet from UK, Jo threatening to kill people =P

Oh Jo, shake shake your booty! I shall go get the video from Dhivs soon. Hehe.

No photos from the lack of a camera.

Lots of drama yesterday.

1) 5 car pile-up involving his car and he was in the middle. Poor baby.

2) Dhivs losing her car keys and thank God for the nice shop lady for giving it to the security and Prash being the sweet fella that he is. We left at 12.40 when I was supposed be back by 12. Woots.

3) Prash nearly getting into an accident because of some asshole jumping a red light.

Son of a gun! We need our Friends marathon soon!

we've only just begun

2008-12-31T01:26:00.003+08:00

2008's coming to an end.

In some ways, 2008 was a good year. I became a better friend, I learnt more shocking stuff than I ever would have guessed. I dress less sluttily (well, towards the later part of the year anyways). No new year's resolutions as always. Except maybe going to join the gym. Someone makes me feel fat =(

Bad parts of 2008? I felt lonelier than ever on certain days. Doubted myself more. Made wrong choices that kinda still affects me. Did not get the results I wanted.

But 2009, I'm ready for you baby. Bring it.

jingle bombs jingle bombs

2008-12-24T23:12:00.003+08:00

It'll be Christmas in about 47 minutes.

So MERRY CHRISTMAS and let's all have a boozy Christmas. Just don't drive after that =)

It's the season of giving people. So gimme gimme gimme!

Here's a Christmas jingle to strengthen that Christmas spirit.

kitschen and wrong slippers

2008-12-23T22:28:00.003+08:00

LIM XIN EE, MY BLOG IS NOT DYING KAY FYI roarrrrrrrrrrrrr

Hanging out with the future paos and nuts and budaks of my kind, nowww that was fun.

Pictures here

And yes, we all love Kitschen. The theme yesterday was *coughboobcough* problem. Too big, too flat, you name it, we got it. Haha.

And today's was better. Kaya pao siew loong! I'm naming your kid that! Woots.

I love you two bitchessssss for my presents! Wheeeeeee. Btw, I seriously feel bad.

Oh, xin xin, faster post up the weird slipper combination okay? We walked say bout a half hour or hour in different slippers. Let's just say, mine's a 9 and the smallest was a 4 or 5. And the other two was a 7 I think.

P.S. Buying Christmas presents made me broke =(

2008-12-20T23:13:00.001+08:00

An effing borderline pass. I don't know whether it's moderated or not.

Shit shit shit. I don't wanna retake the subject. =(

lies for the liars

2008-12-17T20:50:00.002+08:00

I just realised (well not like it's a sudden realisation, I kinda figured all along), I have this complex about going anywhere alone. I don't know why, I just do.

If there's no one to eat lunch with me, I'd rather starve than eat alone.

If there's a movie I desperately wanna watch but no one's free, I'll just not watch.

If I need to shop, I'll call everyone who I know until I find someone who's willing to teman me.

You get the picture. I hate doing anything alone. It just fills me up with this sense of trepidation and fear. Which kinda explains why I don't like being left out of things. It's just the way I am.

Maybe I should go to therapy to find out what happened in my childhood to make me like this eh?

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I miss you =(

don't leave me......

2008-12-15T20:54:00.003+08:00

Things are starting to change.

I don't know whether that's a good thing or not.

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Anyways, just came back from Penang yesterday. Great food. Don't like the aftermath of it on my body though. Fat. Need to start working out. Le sigh.

I miss the two bitches. One's working, another's going pao-ing. Tsk tsk.

I miss my stoners. Where are you girls? =(

I miss the two birds.

I miss Kumu.

Been feeling melancholic? Don't know if that's the word to be used.

Thoughts are scrambled all over the place.

growing up

2008-12-10T23:03:00.002+08:00

First impressions count.

Like it or not, they either make you or screw you over.

In my case, they usually screw me over. First impressions, bitch! I'm not complaining. Me like!

stormy weather

2008-12-09T21:37:00.003+08:00

Why is it that you just can't let it go? Why is it that you can't let us enjoy the time we had without ruining it for everybody? Again, everything started well and ended on a not so good tone. Thanks.

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Had a great time losing my voice with the cousin today. Exactly what I needed. =)

P.S. Bila nak pergi lagi? XD

2008-12-07T11:27:00.001+08:00

It was supposed to be a joyous occasion for all.

So, I thank you for making me feel like such an outcast.

it is what it is

2008-12-04T00:07:00.001+08:00

I hate the fact that I'm so insecure.

I hate the fact that I'm always second guessing myself.

I hate the fact that I'm so clueless.

the mafia wants you wtf

2008-12-03T00:23:00.002+08:00

Dear Xin Ee,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but the mafia wants you. I think I realized it when your dog ran amok in women's clothing and I saw you sit on my best friend. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that there is no solution to this. I'm returning the pictures from L.A to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I will tell the authorities about eggplant-fetishism.

Go and drown yourself,
Lauren
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Dear (the last person who left a comment on your Journal).I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it when __2___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?

Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2.Which is your birth month?

January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?

Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?

Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?

Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?

Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?

Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?

White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?

A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?

A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?

Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?

Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Go die now(the last person who left a comment on your Journal)
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

hurrah

2008-12-02T03:04:00.002+08:00

Give me an S, followed by a C..

Give me an E, and goooooooo W!

Here comes C!

Spell it out with an O and N!

Another S!

How about a T and finally an I!

What does that give youuuuuuu? What does it mean??

It means that Lauren's going back to sleep and seriously couldn't be bothered anymore!

Good night everyone!

2008-12-01T20:30:00.001+08:00

One down, another one to screw up =)

Wish me luck!

2008-11-30T22:03:00.002+08:00

I think my brain just shut itself down.

I don't know what to do anymore.

just like that

2008-11-28T16:50:00.003+08:00

Event no.1

The event: Soo's birthday celebration at Italiannies.

What actually happened: Me and Dhiv turned up 'fashionably' late. And we're sooooo sorry about it. Turned out everyone else had finished their meal and we were the only two 'gaybags' (quote Dhivs) eating.

The verdict: She forgives us, but won't forget. Topic of conversation in the car earlier. Haha. She was mad at us. I would be too!

Event no.2

The event: Getting wasted at MOS

What actually happened: Finally hung out with Myvi after so looong. The others couldn't make it, but it's ok. There's always another time. Danced our asses off. Met a couple of nice guys. Saw Wee Lim and that gang. Downed my first shot. Found out that they charge like effing absurdly for a bottle of mineral water. The bartenders were pretty nice. Wee Lim bought each of us a shot. Had to drive back home because someone got really wasted.

The verdict: Awesome possum! Dhivs got wasted and stumbled more than she could walk and woke up with a hangover the next morning. Last night remains bits and pieces to her. I was sober (dammit!). Myvi did not dance like a wind up toy XP We're going in a bigger group next time!

He asked me to go to Scarlet next week. Should I?

P.S. myvi, Dhivs says she loves you and she had an awesome time. This was when she was semi-sober.

paint it black

2008-11-24T00:31:00.002+08:00

My classmates are like just so AWESOME!

:note the sarcasm:

God knows I've missed a couple of classes because of them. How am I supposed to know there's class when no one informs me when I'm absent. Like wtf. Inconsiderate buggers.

Like hello, I'd do it for you. It's common courtesy. Jeez.

Like last year, we did it. Especially for a certain someone who kept messing up her exam timetable. Remember!?

Screw you people. :angryface: